I dunno, except for a couple or three, overall this is a pretty lame Top 10 if you ask me, but I figured I'd share anyway since it hasn't been posted yet. #2 is my favorite 
Top Ten Reasons to Buy the iPad 2
From the March 15th show
10: Special microchip makes it obsolete 50% faster.
9: Apple will sell it to you for $100 if you tell 'em Dave sent you.
8: So thin you can use it to chop vegetables!
7: Comes with a camera on the front, one on the back, and one in your neighbor's shower.
6: This is off topic, but who buys tickets to see a live Charlie Sheen show?
5: New app that makes any room smell like biscuits.
4: No number 4 -- writer still on line waiting for an iPad 2.
3: Isn't it about time you did something for you?
2: Instead of a touch screen it has a lick screen.
1: In this economy, who doesn't have 600 bucks to throw around?
Top Ten Reasons to Buy the iPad 2
From the March 15th show
10: Special microchip makes it obsolete 50% faster.
9: Apple will sell it to you for $100 if you tell 'em Dave sent you.
8: So thin you can use it to chop vegetables!
7: Comes with a camera on the front, one on the back, and one in your neighbor's shower.
6: This is off topic, but who buys tickets to see a live Charlie Sheen show?
5: New app that makes any room smell like biscuits.
4: No number 4 -- writer still on line waiting for an iPad 2.
3: Isn't it about time you did something for you?
2: Instead of a touch screen it has a lick screen.
1: In this economy, who doesn't have 600 bucks to throw around?
