Used to work in a building on the Vietnamese equivalent of the Pentagon during the war. One night we pulled up to the gate into the place in a truck. The guards were older, didn’t speak English very well and had a Vietnamese-English dictionary in hand. One of the guards managed to haltingly get out the question “How often you go through gate tonight, eh?”
Whereupon my friend and co-worker, without missing a beat, responded “Oh, periodically.”
Been more than 50 years and still remember the exchange verbatim. LOL