iPhone 10 is where it's at....
Personally, I'm excited for the iPhone 50. The wait will be worth it.
Guys, don't waste your time with those prehistoric monsters. iPhone MMC released in the year, you guessed it MMC, will be soooo thin, it's actually a virtual phone downloaded to your brain, and totally activated and commanded by your thoughts, and
your thoughts only. No more depletion of valuable resources, shipping costs, recycling headaches, or supporting that ginormous Chinese trade surplus.
No more fumbling for your device, and unlocking with your fingers, ugh, or idiotic iris scans, nor cumbersome 3D laser scans of your face (is that still a thing?), or having to repair cracked screens.
It's the one and only communications device you'll ever download (no more lining up for days to get the latest glossy, yet crude little box ahead of the Joneses), and Apple will instead make their billions from continuous updates when new features are added, rather than the whole rigmarole of designing yet another shiny little box, keeping that Ive guy around, and going through the whole boring and tiresome charade once again.
It'll be introduced on April 1/2100 (Apple's 124th birthday), with downloading starting April 15, tax day (yes, the IRS will still be around), and Samsung will have their NoteMMC available for downloading the week after.
How do I know all this in spite of Apple's tripling and quadrupling down on leaks? Sorry, I promised not to expose my ultra-reliable, and extreme-vetted source.... So sit tight, alright?