Of course, you're all wrong!
The Intel iBook will certainly steal the stage -- for the first part of the keynote. It'll be black, have a 4:3 "XBRITEXTREEEM!" screen, removable floppy/combodrive slot, and a BONUS DVD-RW/+RW drive if you order within the first 30 minutes!
The PowerBook, however, will really steal the show. It'll be a 2 tone plastic machine with vents that make the bottom of a Dell XPS laptop look very plain. It'll be the ULTIMATE desktop replacement complete with an alien head somewhere on it, interchangable graphics "card", a socketed processor, 2 drive bays, a gigantic battery, and burned lap lawsuits.
Then there will be a new one. The PowerBook X Series, ya know just like every other notebook manufacturers' x-series.. it has to be thin, lightweight, a really lousy video chip, and no built in optical drive.
For just $200 above the $1999 price tag, you can have that optical drive to reinstall the OS!
All machines will no longer come with Firewire, Steve Jobs will have a presentation with how USB2 is 10 times faster than Firewire, and results on Barefeats will confirm this. Of course, it'll be a necessary move on like the x86 switch was.
The new machines will also have metal "Intel Inside" stickers and "Designed for Microsoft Windows XP" on them. They'll be on there with super glue, and while easily removable, for some reason you'll just keep them there to "have better resale value"..
They'll also be the first Apple laptops EVER to have those annoying bright LEDs on the edge by the hinges indicating HDD activity and everything else you never needed to know.
Oh yeah, and no more Apple Chime (even if it's 100% possible with Phoenix BIOS, which I know it is). No, the new Intel Macs (they won't be called Apple Macs, but Intel Macs), will just have a resounding..
*press power button*
*niiiiiiiiT!*
sorry guys, just had to pull your legs pretty harshly here!