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it's happening
 
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Maybe if I say it enough it will come true?
 
Could anyone give me an idea of how long this lasts? I need to start some work at 8pm (UK Time) and I'm hoping this is over a wee bit in advance (and I can get my new MacBook Pro ordered). :)
 
Any drinking game this time guys? :D

Here's my list:

"It will change people's lives."
"Amazing"
"We are very about passionate x"
"Isn't that incredible?"
"Courage" (well, this is just a joke :p, but whoever has to come up there and tell all the pro users that their most used ports are now gone from the rMBP will need a lot of it.)
"It's just magical." (thank you @kazmac)
 
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I've spent months with only 1 USB-C port and - even though I'd like a couple more - I definitely don't want those big ugly traditional USB ports back

I think he's mostly concerned about the lack of HDMI, MagSafe, and the SD card reader. For us Pro users, those ports are really valuable to us. They're part of what make the MacBook Pro a professional product.
 
*Jony I've voice* "We have courageously turned what used to be the 'alumaniam' body into a device that is now a simple sheet of papyrus with the elegant word 'courage' on it. We call it the iPad Sheet. It comes with an advanced Apple Pencil and Magic Eraser. Our engineers have worked diligently to cram all of this into a single box made of 'alumanium,' with a photo of the courageous lion from The Wizard of Oz. We cannot wait for everyone to get their hands on this piece of sheet."
 
Any drinking game this time guys? :D

Here's my list:

"It will change people's lives."
"Amazing"
"We are very about passionate x"
"Isn't that incredible?"
"Courage" (well, this is just a joke :p, but whoever has to come up there and tell all the pro users that their most used ports are now gone from the rMBP will need a lot of it.)
"It's just magical." (thank you @kazmac)
It is the best product we ever made. We're so proud of it.
 
Here's hoping we get an early halloween treat!

Please don't make it all tricks, gimmicks, and magic toolbars.

I'm waiting with my hat and a shaker of salt;
I'll scarf it down if Apple introduces a new Mac Pro.


The Cook, Timmy boy, tell me about the Mac Pro...

...Its all part of the plan.

Right?

Or at least have the courageto admit better offerings exist for Pros outside of Apple.
 
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Any drinking game this time guys? :D

Here's my list:

"It will change people's lives."
"Amazing"
"We are very about passionate x"
"Isn't that incredible?"
"Courage" (well, this is just a joke :p, but whoever has to come up there and tell all the pro users that their most used ports are now gone from the rMBP will need a lot of it.)
"It's just magical." (thank you @kazmac)
You forgot the basic one: "Beautiful!"
 
Any drinking game this time guys? :D

Here's my list:

"It will change people's lives."
"Amazing"
"We are very about passionate x"
"Isn't that incredible?"
"Courage" (well, this is just a joke :p, but whoever has to come up there and tell all the pro users that their most used ports are now gone from the rMBP will need a lot of it.)
"It's just magical." (thank you @kazmac)

Drink a whole bottle of Vodka if they say "This is the new Mac mini"
 
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