So far, it's been 33 minutes of my life I'll never get back. I remember when these dog-and-pony shows used to be about Apple products. I guess when you have only 10 minutes of new product material, you have to fill the rest with something!
They had to remove the Poke-stops (or whatever they're called) from on base out here... people are stupid when it comes to this game. UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS PROHIBITED does not stop for Pikachu.