Live Coverage of Apple's WWDC 2016 Keynote: iOS 10, macOS 10.12, and More [Keynote Over]

[gugy]

this couple demoing iMessage basically describes this WWDC. Weak, boring and worthless.

 

[Janichsan]

For Christ's sake… they are faffing longer about Messages alone than about macOS in total. Shows how much Apple still values the Mac.

 

[pavvel]

ok. This is just embarrassing. I'm out. RIP Apple it's been great.

 

[0029937]

Emojis are bad for society.

You have no soul.

 

[LastName]

I'm assuming all the good stuff will be crammed in the last 10 minutes of the keynote.

 

[actinide]

reading through the comment section is actually more entertaining than the wwdc. I have been the least excited for the new features announced today

 

[iMi]

Apple Logic... spend billions on development. Come up with BOLD and digital scratch thingy. Success!!!

 

[fel10]

iMessage has officially become a teenage girl

 

[soupcan]

HOW LONG CAN THEY TALK ABOUT A MESSENGER APP. GIVE US HARDWARE ALREADY.

 

[CooKieMoNs7eR]

We need a "ONE MORE THING"

 

[niun]

I didn't realise there were that many 4 year olds using messages. THIS is the update they've been waiting for!

 

[JohnnyCanadian]

This. Is. Ponderous.

 

[kepler20b]

"and who said we don't innovate anymore"

Samsung

 

[DJ Dilbert]

ooo confetti!!! do they have the poo icon falling all over the place? that's what this crap is worth.

 

[L_dorado]

GUYS STOP BEING MEAN TO APPLE THESE NEW FEATURES ARE GREAT AND WILL NEED NEW HARDWARE TRUST ME.

u re so colourful hihi..

 

[Smeaton1724]

Really appreciative of iOS 9 on my iPhone right now. Can actually see words in the messages app!

Everything opened up to developers, can they open up hardware development so someone can do us some decent Mac Mini hardware!!!

 

[steve333]

Who's the idiot who thought to make the m lower case.
MacOS looks better and makes more sense

 

[timothevs]

Everyone sell your stock while they're still alive

Of course it is down a point. Quick, hopefully some kindergartners (towards whom this is aimed) start buying Apple H/W.

 

[Anuba]

Good lord. They better One More Thing the hell out of this one or the stock is headed for the earth's core.

 

[iamgalt]

ha ha, the messaging demo had a bit of a snag.

 

[-LikesMac-]

This is a bit cringey at times. They try a bit too hard.

 

[pacalis]

Tapping on a highlighted word such as "WWDC" will replace the word with a pyramid of feces emoji.

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Edit, all that work by the dev team and the feces emoji isn't working. This is like maps all over again.

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[macbookhair]

Apple has lost its discipline.

 

[kepler20b]

I didn't realise there were that many 4 year olds using messages. THIS is the update they've been waiting for!

Apple developing for 4 year olds.

Not 18-54

 

[Ries]

What is she wearing?? A fashionista she's not.

In case you havn't noticed, she is "Mom". Like "Old", "Gay", "Nerd", "Sassy Black", "Hipster Indian" and "All sizes are beautiful blogger". They are collecting a complete pokemon set.