Lube™... Coming To A Theater Near You.

iGary

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So we go to see Hollywoodland (don't bother) and the commercials come on.

(Remember when we were surprised when they only showed one, now they show 15 minutes worth?).

Anyway after the animated Coke commercial..



That's right - KY fracking jelly.

Lube.


LUBE!


Good lord, what next?

And yes, I'm totally serious, they had a KY commercial at the theater.
 
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Lau

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Heheheheheheheh. Fantastic.

How did they word it? I imagine it to be all vague and cagey, like "feminine hygiene" products. "Are you a bit arid....down there?!". :p
 

iGary

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Lau said:
Heheheheheheheh. Fantastic.

How did they word it? I imagine it to be all vague and cagey, like "feminine hygiene" products. "Are you a bit arid....down there?!". :p
It was a husband and wife sitting in bed, he was reading the paper, and I think she was looking at the bottle of lube™. She looked at the lube™, looked at him, he raised his eyebrows...

They tried to bill it as "massage enhancer and personal lubricant."

I laughed my ass off through the whole thing, as did half the theater.
 

Allotriophagy

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Arid AND cold? Suffer from anal tundra? Then you need...KY WARMING JELLY.

Grim stuff.

Their normal KY Jelly in liquid form is very good though - a little goes a long way. Or so I read on the internet.
 

DeSnousa

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We have had those ads on Australian tv for a while, although they were on during the wee hours (11pm+). It might of been earlier actually, I can't remember :eek:

Edit: What movie did you watch ;)
 

iGary

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DeSnousa said:
We have had those ads on Australian tv for a while, although they were on during the wee hours (11pm+). It might of been earlier actually, I can't remember :eek:

Edit: What movie did you watch ;)
Movie theater, though - not a dirty or even remotely sexual movie...

LUBE!!!

WTF!!!OMG111BBQLUBORZ
 
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iGary said:
I laughed my ass off through the whole thing, as did half the theater.
I'm pissing myself laughing here at the thought a) of you laughing at it in the cinema, and b) the thought of if I saw a lube advert here and how much I would laugh after lube mentionings here.

I think they should be more direct with these things.

"Chafes a bit, does it? Buy KY" :p

Actually a

I<3
NY

style t-shirt as

I<3
KY

would be rather fab.
 

iGary

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SilentPanda said:
Are you sure you were in a theater showing Hollywood land? :p
Unfortunately, yes, and OMG did it suck.

I blame Rob. He wanted to lure me out of my self loathing over some badly stitched panos and my current hatred of some clients...

I loves me some lube. :p
 

katie ta achoo

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I prefer this little ad...
I shouldn't be giggling this much at an ad. :)


I wonder how awkward it would be to see that ad on a first date?
Lots of cast-aside glances and cleared throats, I would think.
 

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You go to a theatre to watch a play, you go to a cinema to watch films/movies. :p
 

scem0

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hah. Was it the warming stuff? Eek, I hate that stuff. It's so uncomfortable.

Although I do like KY a lot, but just the regular stuff :). They should start showing dildo commercials and call them 'prostate massagers' and make it totally non-sexual.

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