Shhhh, the conspiracy nuts don't want to hear this.usb hub deal works. slight inconvenience, but very simple workaround
What, what's that sound? It's, it's, oh no, the black helicopters. They're landing, they're jumping out and approaching and they are swinging, what, what, is, that? Black USB cables! No, no, don't plug that into there. OWWWWWWW. They're putting everyone into DFU mode.