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Nice...in the Q&A, he says he got the info by "Connecting the dots." So it's pure speculation, which you get plenty of for free here.

Good for a laugh though...thanks.
 
Lol, it would be funny if the video wasn't in English. I'd have to get my Portuguese friend to translate for me, letting the "secrets" out to the world. lol. And yes, I also just wanted to use this lovely apple :apple:
 
I can't believe someone would pay that. I guess it will be interesting to see...
 
Leopard release on January 27th?

The auction ends on January 27th. Could it just be that this person knows somehow that Leopard will be released on that day? Then they'll send the winning bidder the secrets as they are announced by Apple on that day????
 
secret features

I have a special, exclusive knowledge of Leopard's secret features.
The Leopard will support:

(i) Super Growl technology. You will be awakened by thunderous sounds every day at 7 am even if your computer's speakers are on mute. The built-in i-sight would also allow to trigger the same response upon seeing an unindentified intruder (customizable, of course).

(ii) Cocoa will be Carbonated, even if you do not like that.

(iii) A new USB accessory will be announced: the iTail. Coming in two flavors: yellow with black stripes or black with yellow stripes, the iTail will be self-powered by a USB port. It won't do anything, but hey - it is self-powered! Speculatively, third parties will soon follow with the announcment of a coffee stirrer attachment that fits on the end of the iTail. Since it stirrs Cocoa too, it will be expected to cause quite a stir.
Oh, by the way, a bluetooth version of the iTail is apparently in the works...

(iv) Portables will be able to accept meat in the CD slot to keep the battery recharged. Rumors say that Steve Jobs first wanted the MacBookPros to go as far as to have an option of being able to hunt autonomously in the new, Sleep-Walking mode, but the idea was "Self-Steved" upon demoing a working prototype, which turned out rather disturbing. Still, a new disclaimer will be added to the EULA: Apple inc bears no responsibility for the accidental inserting of fingers into the feeding slot...

I think that's it for now. The info is free, but donations are accepted :D
 
I have a special, exclusive knowledge of Leopard's secret features.
The Leopard will support:

(i) Super Growl technology. You will be awakened by thunderous sounds every day at 7 am even if your computer's speakers are on mute. The built-in i-sight would also allow to trigger the same response upon seeing an unindentified intruder (customizable, of course).

(ii) Cocoa will be Carbonated, even if you do not like that.

(iii) A new USB accessory will be announced: the iTail. Coming in two flavors: yellow with black stripes or black with yellow stripes, the iTail will be self-powered by a USB port. It won't do anything, but hey - it is self-powered! Speculatively, third parties will soon follow with the announcment of a coffee stirrer attachment that fits on the end of the iTail. Since it stirrs Cocoa too, it will be expected to cause quite a stir.
Oh, by the way, a bluetooth version of the iTail is apparently in the works...

(iv) Portables will be able to accept meat in the CD slot to keep the battery recharged. Rumors say that Steve Jobs first wanted the MacBookPros to go as far as to have an option of being able to hunt autonomously in the new, Sleep-Walking mode, but the idea was "Self-Steved" upon demoing a working prototype, which turned out rather disturbing. Still, a new disclaimer will be added to the EULA: Apple inc bears no responsibility for the accidental inserting of fingers into the feeding slot...

I think that's it for now. The info is free, but donations are accepted :D

lsmd

i don't know what that means either. but it's funny.
 
This has got to be European Guy from apple insider. He came on yesterday with a bunch of "a little birdie told me" poems that made some predictions. He was right a little while back about the airport extreme base station upgrade. He was the only one from portugal that Ive seen around who would do something like this.
 
Im sorry I read it yesterday, it was put out before the keynote two weeks ago. He did make a prediction that there was going to be new imacs too. This is where it really got weird: He predicted them to have removable tablet screens!!!!!!!!!!! It was a good read the way he teased everyone. Does anyone else know any more portuguese who hang out on these type forums?
 
It seems to have been taken down now. Hmm....I guess we'll never find out what the secrets of leopard are until it comes out.
 
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