Number one, did you notice the 😛 after my post? It indicates that I was having some fun with my comment and that it wasn't meant to be taken literally. It's called joking around. Having fun. No?
Number two, at least I read his question correctly - you did not even address his actual question at all and were of no help whatsoever. 😀 😎
And number three, I don't know what a "jurk" is. 😛 (see?) 😉