Mac vs. PC Commercial Ideas

Discussion in 'Apple, Inc and Tech Industry' started by Not Steve Jobs, Mar 10, 2009.

  1. Not Steve Jobs macrumors newbie

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    You know what would be great? A Mac vs. PC commercial with Steve Jobs as the Mac and Bill Gates as the PC. Sure, Gates would never do it, but it's fun to think about. I don't even know what they'd say, but maybe you guys have ideas. Post them, and any other ideas for a Mac vs. PC commercial that you have. Maybe an Apple super bowl commercial...

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  2. clevin macrumors G3

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    Steve: I'm cool
    Bill: .....
    Steve: I'm the GOD to 40 million people
    Bill: .....
    Steve: .....
    Bill: why do you think I care?

    It is impossible to be funny.
     
  3. jodelli macrumors 65816

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  4. aaquib macrumors 65816

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    Fixed

    Or how about...

    Bill: What are ya doing there Steve?
    Steve: Getting ready for my next keynote. They love me.
    Bill: Yeah, well Zune owners love me!!!
    Steve: Good for them....All 10 of them.
    Bill: You wear the same shirt all the time!!!!!
    Steve: It's called fashion. Really, why wear different clothes when you can wear the SAME clothes and still look as fashionable?
    Bill: Yeah, but how many people are using OS?
    Steve: More than the amount of people using a Zune...
    Bill: You wear the same shirt all the time!!!
    Steve: Hey Bill, would you help me fix my Zune? Oh wait, I have an iPod like the rest of the world.
     
  5. aaquib macrumors 65816

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    Agreed. Nearly 4 years since the launch of that marketing campaign..
     
  6. boonlar macrumors 6502

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    Steve: Hey Bill what are you doing there?
    Bill: Giving money to lots of organizations and people who need it.
    Steve: GIVING? LOL
    Bill: Yeah, you should try it some time Steve.
    Steve: AHHAHA BUY MORE IPODS BUY MORE IPODS BUY MORE IPODS

    how about that?
     
  7. happymacuser1 macrumors newbie

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    Idea

    Here's a true story that should be used in the mac vs. pc commercials. I have mac outlook at home, I have pc outlook at work. At home when I want to forward an email to my everyone group I can select certain emails I don't want to send it to. At work when I want to forward an email to my everyone group and I delete certain people I don't want to send to I remove them then it asks me do I want to save, NO I don't. I still want to keep my everyone group. So I tell it no after I have removed certain emails. I send it and it sends to everyone anyway. Needless to say I piss certain people off with my emails. :mad:PC's are a piece of S**T!
     
  8. synth3tik macrumors 68040

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    It would only be great if Linus Torvalds came in and gave them both a swift kick the gonads.
     
  9. KeriJane macrumors 6502a

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