Final update:
Received my new MacBook Pro today. Fired it up and...
I'm happier --
Than a pig in slop.
Than a kid in a candy shop.
Than Miley Cyrus at an orgy party… in the USA.
Than a fox in a hen house.
Than Cardi B with a WAP.
Than a tornado in a trailer park.
Than Billie Ellish ever was.
Yeah, I'm happy.
What a great machine!
What a great company!
Received my new MacBook Pro today. Fired it up and...
I'm happier --
Than a pig in slop.
Than a kid in a candy shop.
Than Miley Cyrus at an orgy party… in the USA.
Than a fox in a hen house.
Than Cardi B with a WAP.
Than a tornado in a trailer park.
Than Billie Ellish ever was.
Yeah, I'm happy.
What a great machine!
What a great company!
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