So, after about half an hour of typing... this keyboard is really bugging me, so far. It's noticably stiffer than the others, or at least feels that way, so my hands hurt after half an hour. That's not good; I could use the old one for an hour or two before I needed to go back to fancy ergonomic keyboards.
Also I just got to the point where I discover that Mission Control still has F11 and F12 as default keybindings, so now you have to hold fn and hit things on the touch bar to get at those. Ugh.
Trackpad is super finicky about clicks, or seems to be to me so far. It makes a very distinct click when I press on the clicking area, but sometimes something happens. Sometimes. Not sure what the issue is; it might be it's picking up palm contact and thinking it's a two-finger interaction instead of a click. (This is why I sort of like distinct buttons in touchpads.)
EDIT: Update, yeah, that's it. Because the trackpad is huge, it's really easy to be even very slightly brushing against the right side, which makes the laptop think I'm right-clicking, even if the actual click event is very definitely over on the left.
Display is really bright, but still glossy, so I can see my reflection in it, which (1) turns me to stone (2) causes eyestrain and headaches.
... Which is to say, this may work okay as a desktop once plugged into external keyboard, monitor, and mouse, but it feels like a downgrade as an actual laptop. Eww.