So I tried closing all my apps and everything, and even set the Energy Saver preferences down to go into sleep mode after 1 minute of inactivity. But it still won't go to sleep! The screen will, but that's all.
It's a mid-2007 MacBook running 10.5.8, for the record.
It's a mid-2007 MacBook running 10.5.8, for the record.