I've been staying out of this, but that statement is too retarded to leave alone.
IBM's financial information:
Revenue for 2004 = $96,293,000,000
Gross profit = $36,032,000,000
Total assets = $109,183,000,000
Cash equivalents as of December 31st = $10,053,000,000
Stock price as of 10:30 AM, 6/7/05 = $75.61
Intel's financial information:
Revenue for 2004 = $34,200,000,000
Gross profit = $19,746,000,000
Total assets = $48,417,000,000
Cash equivalents as of December 31st = $14,061,000,000
Stock price as of 10:30 AM, 6/7/05 = $27.38