Greg: Tim, I have great news !
I worked around the clock and found a new algorithm to predict remaining battery time !!
Tim: Like what ?
Greg: Just take last batt cycle and subtract half a minute to adapt for battery degradation !
Waauuw !! I am the forefront of great and revolutionary development in IT technology.
Samsung wil be so envious that their eyes will gook and pop out of their heads !
Tim: I doubt so. They have different battery cycles - mere seconds until destruction. They measure heat instead of time. So we are better anyway. I don't see your point.
Greg: Well, the point is we can't steal away something that is such integral part of our User Experience, but we should improve it.
Tim: But Joni insisted on that. Remember, we grow older. All those menubar icons make him nervous. Plus: we are in a negative spiral with batteries. Our customers want to prove that their batteries fall out too suddenly. We shouldn't allow them. Think of all the forthcoming court-cases.
Greg: Well, I am here to develop the best software and user experience. To hell with all the environmental, juridical, diversity, social acceptable agenda's. You're killing our products.
Tim: I can see that. But I can see also that you're a individually oriented, self-developed, small and merely isolated workman that should concentrate on software and leave major decisions to real managers.
What's the last time you got feedback from a real customer ?
Greg: Well, my servers receive a 287 Terabyte of system error data from our customers each hour...we need around 5000 more analysts to process that.
Tim: What !!? Don't say that to me. This is something that you should never, NEVER, ever reveal to anybody. Understand that ? I haven't heard this.
This conversation is over - it never happened.
I'm out for Donald Trump now and remember: I didn't know this and never will.