MacRumors News and Threads you'd NEVER see ...

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Neutral Gamer, Mar 26, 2008.

  1. Neutral Gamer macrumors 6502a

    Neutral Gamer

    #1
    So anyway, I've been a Mac Rumors forum member for around 7 months now and I've got a bit bored of seeing the same old threads every day so as a bit of a laugh I decided to come up with some News and Thread titles that you'd probably never see on Mac Rumors. Whether it be for reasons such as Apple never releasing a specific product or the Mac Rumors mods not allowing a particular thread, you get the idea!

    Here's my list:

    • The Official We HATE Mac Rumors Thread
    • The Bill Gates Appreciation Thread
    • Waiting for my mac pro Mini to ship
    • Waiting for my Headless iMac to ship
    • Waiting for my Mac Mini Pro to ship
    • Best Buy order book reveals 13" MBP definitely coming this Tuesday
    • iPhone Socks being released in time for Christmas 2008
    • Anyone know how I can hack into Mac Rumors and give myself an avatar?
    • Revealed: Arn is disgruntled Microsoft employee
    • Official Mac Rumors Dating site unveiled
    • Rumor: Memory Card and Fingerprint readers coming to new MBP updates?
    • Apple places Asian order for NVIDIA Quad-SLI cards
    • Steve Jobs is my dad ...
    • Trying to create a Mac virus; any advice would be appreciated
    • FS/FT: Mac Rumors Moderators' Contact Details
    • MacRumoUrs.co.uk - UK English language edition released*
    • Internet Explorer becomes default Mac OS web browser**

    I'd love to hear everyone else's suggestions, the funnier the better! Also, if you don't already know you can use LIST tags to display a list; more info here: Link

    Cheers :D

    * http://www.macrumours.co.uk actually redirects to Mac Rumors.
    ** Oh wait ... Link
     
  2. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    #2

    Oh, if you only knew... ;)

    Nice post. My contact details have been removed, by the way. ;)
     
  3. psychofreak Retired

    psychofreak

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    Well someone has to say it: - PowerBook G5 officially shipping.

    -Apple makes international pricing equal US pricing
     
  4. Killyp macrumors 68040

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    • Apple ships new MacBook with usable amount of graphics power...
     
  5. bartelby macrumors Core

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    • Apple release new product - Everyone is happy.
     
  6. Abstract macrumors Penryn

    Abstract

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    Apple partners with Orange to introduce a new phone product called "Durian"
     
  7. Neutral Gamer thread starter macrumors 6502a

    Neutral Gamer

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    Ah, so now I know what those "Private Forums" are all about, looks like it's time for me to become a contributor ... :D

    Haha, that's a good one!
     
  8. dsnort macrumors 68000

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    "Apple Not Currently Being Sued by Anyone"

    "Apple Introduces Newton 2"

    "Steve Jobs Lets Someone Else Decide"
     
  9. Scarlet Fever macrumors 68040

    Scarlet Fever

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    • Just purchased a new [Apple Product], and I'm completely satisfied!

    And threads I'd like to see less of:

    • Glossy vs Matte
     
  10. EarthDawn macrumors 6502a

    EarthDawn

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    How about this....

    "PowerBook G4 12" @ 4 years old and I still LOVE it as much if not more then the day I got it !"

    And I have a new 20" iMac .... and everyone in the house still jumps on the powerbook as soon as they hear the lid close lol
     
  11. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    :D

    • Teach me to dance like Steve Ballmer
    • Please Apple, the colors on your screens are *too* accurate
    • I fracked up my new Mac / iPod / iPhone by doing something stupid, and I recognize that it's my fault
     
  12. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Thank you. Fits of unseemly and sugar-fuelled giggles over here. :D
     
  13. iBlue macrumors Core

    iBlue

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    same. (well, without the sugar. I'm sweet enough already </snatch>)
     
  14. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Always glad to make you two giggle. ;)

    Here're a couple more for you. :p

    • Thank you Apple for providing the latest graphics cards on your systems
    • Would anyone be willing to teach me proper grammar, sentence structure, and composition?
     
  15. Tilpots macrumors 601

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    Great list so far! Couple more:

    -Newb needs help searching Google
    -Maybe I'm not always right about everything Apple
     
  16. Sesshi macrumors G3

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    - Where can I find posts on what chip Intel is coming out with soon? I can't see any.
     
  17. Krafty macrumors 601

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    -I know im going to get banned for this but...
     
  18. iMpathetic macrumors 68030

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    Some....

    -Crysis on Mac 128k?

    -FS/FT: G5 PB Prototype!

    -I just got a MBA and I don't like it, but I'm not going to b*tch to you people!

    -Microsoft Windows 1.0 coming back?

    -DOS nerds switching to Abacuses in Droves

    -The Official Happy with My Mac Thread

    -Help me find Legal Torrents!
     
  19. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Can I turn on my laptop through sexual contact?
     
  20. iMpathetic macrumors 68030

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    Didn't we have a thread called "When you turn your laptop on, does it return the favor?"
     
  21. blackfox macrumors 65816

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    Announcing the 2008 (or whenever) Official Macrumors PRSI debate team...
     
  22. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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  23. Unspeaked macrumors 68020

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  24. Zwhaler macrumors 603

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    (Any MR front page news story with 0 negative ratings)

    or

    My Apple product is 99% perfect, and I am NOT going to return it because of that 1%
     
  25. Rhosfelt macrumors 65816

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