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mad jew said:
I know a guy who e-grouphugged once. Ten years later, BAM, he got an ear infection. :(
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Contrary to popular belief, you cannot catch such an infection from an e-grouphug. My suspicion is that he caught it while listening to a Lil' Kim mp3 off Napster. Even if you're on a Mac, those things need to be virus-scanned.

Not to preach, but anytime you're going to be exchanging... files... with someone online, please put on a firewall. Unlike what your friends might tell you, a firewall does not in any way make using the internet less fun. Also, unless you feel you're ready for a baby computer (and most schools help teach kids what that'd be like by making them carry a 6 pound book around in a backpack all day, "charging" it several times a day, checking it for scratches, etc.), stay away from apple.com. It might seem fun, but visiting there can be an expensive and time-consuming mistake which could seriously alter your life, sucking up time and money you could otherwise have spent on yourself.
 
This forum is going down the drain. When did it stop that I could spend 2 days with the girl without coming back and seeing an 8 page May desktop thread and a 5 page thread about mad jew already?

I feel like I am mssing out here, time to cut down on rl...:rolleyes: :D
 
jsw said:
Not to preach, but anytime you're going to be exchanging... files... with someone online, please put on a firewall. Unlike what your friends might tell you, a firewall does not in any way make using the internet less fun. Also, unless you feel you're ready for a baby computer (and most schools help teach kids what that'd be like by making them carry a 6 pound book around in a backpack all day, "charging" it several times a day, checking it for scratches, etc.), stay away from apple.com. It might seem fun, but visiting there can be an expensive and time-consuming mistake which could seriously alter your life, sucking up time and money you could otherwise have spent on yourself.
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Uh-oh... Looks like because I didn't put on a firewall, I get to go to the free clinic. I knew my love for lil kim would come back to get me.

I COULD use a baby computer, though..

Maybe I just need
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katie ta achoo said:
I COULD use a baby computer, though..
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It's all fun and games till you got to figure out who yo' computer baby daddy is, though. Those cyber paternity tests on Montel are just heartbreaking. :eek: ;)

P.S. Happy 1-year Macrumors Birthday, my dear!!!! :D
 
mkrishnan said:
It's all fun and games till you got to figure out who yo' computer baby daddy is, though. Those cyber paternity tests on Montel are just heartbreaking. :eek: ;)

P.S. Happy 1-year Macrumors Birthday, my dear!!!! :D
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That's pretty easy to determine...
  • if it's red, then it's mad jew's
  • if all it does is look up the weather, it's JSW's
  • if it makes crass/illbred comments to ladies, it's MPW's
  • if it's unusually hairy, it's Abstract's.. (his current 'tar is quite fuzzy.)
  • if it's a WINDOWS laptop, I'm selling my child to the circus.
:p :rolleyes:
I like to over-format my messages for easy reading.
 
That nearly made me spit tea all over my PB KT, which is the last thing I need at 2.45am! :D

*Grumbles something about not leaving stupid statistics assignments to the last minute*

PS Happy 1st Birthday! :)
 
katie ta achoo said:
That's pretty easy to determine...
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** sniffs **

I knew I was one of many, but I had no idea who my competition was. Now that I know, I... I just...

** runs away, crying **

** presses F12, checks Weather widgets, feels a bit better **
 
Mitthrawnuruodo said:
Get Meteorologist, too, for when F12 is too far away... all you need is a quick glance at the menu bar... ;) :D
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Thanks - looks cool!

However, I'm not sure I can use it, because most of my screen space is already in use by KT-ologist, which shows KT's latest posts and pics.

On the other hand, I could use Meteorologist to keep me up to date on the weather in her area....
 
jsw said:
Thanks - looks cool!

However, I'm not sure I can use it, because most of my screen space is already in use by KT-ologist, which shows KT's latest posts and pics.

On the other hand, I could use Meteorologist to keep me up to date on the weather in her area....
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Now that's getting a little creepy don't you think? :D Stalker!
 
max_altitude said:
Now that's getting a little creepy don't you think? :D Stalker!
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You're right. I'll forget about Meteorologist. It'd distract me from KT-ologist anyway.
 
katie ta achoo said:
That's pretty easy to determine...
  • if it's red, then it's mad jew's
  • if all it does is look up the weather, it's JSW's
  • if it makes crass/illbred comments to ladies, it's MPW's
  • if it's unusually hairy, it's Abstract's.. (his current 'tar is quite fuzzy.)
  • if it's a WINDOWS laptop, I'm selling my child to the circus.
:p :rolleyes:
I like to over-format my messages for easy reading.
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LOL :D Thanks for the laugh! :)

I agree, if its a Windows laptop, then get rid of it. :)
 
katie ta achoo, I've told you before, we can't have a baby until somebody finds my genitals.
 
mad jew said:
katie ta achoo, I've told you before, we can't have a baby until somebody finds my genitals.
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I have a microscope and tweezers you can borrow...shipping might be prohibitively expensive, however...

Relatedly, the old maxim "out of sight, out of mind", doesn't seem to apply to you, unless you have a penchant for the ironic.
 
jsw said:
You're right. I'll forget about Meteorologist. It'd distract me from KT-ologist anyway.
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Ooof, just warn me if I have VPL or smell like chupacabra.

mad jew said:
katie ta achoo, I've told you before, we can't have a baby until somebody finds my genitals.
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Uh-oh... Where'd this red iBook come from, then.. :eek: :eek:

*starts flipping through MR photo directory for crabby users.*
 
Ok what are we talking about in this thread now? ....MJ what did i tell you about looking for ya stuffs in forums!


Bless
 
2nyRiggz said:
Ok what are we talking about in this thread now? ....MJ what did i tell you about looking for ya stuffs in forums!

Bless
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Where talking about how many subjects when can discuss in the same thread without getting wasted.
Wastelanded. Not like high or something....
KIDS! DON'T DO DRUGS! :cool:

Ok, someone else turn.
 
mad jew said:
katie ta achoo, I've told you before, we can't have a baby until somebody finds my genitals.
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Gentlemen, check your bums.


*sees the line*


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*crosses it*
 
Wow. Its amazing what MR users will talk about when their bored.

*turns on firewall, stealth mode*
 
We could talk about the intricacies of English grammar instead. There are lots of other things too. *Puts away bitchin' grammar hat*
 
mad jew said:
We could talk about the intricacies of English grammar instead. There are lots of other things too.
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Awwww, we talk about those things, but we like celebrating the wonder that is Mad Jew, too.

*Drives away in bitchin' Camaro*

Mmmm, now I have the song Punk Rock Girl stuck in my head for some reason... :(
 
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