My grandmother is 96 and nearing death. We've been told she will likely pass any day now. She's developed pneumonia and seems to have lost the reflex to swallow so getting nutrition is difficult. She has a living will and wants no heroic measures taken. While very sad, she has lived a long and fulfilling life. Anyway, my aunt called me yesterday and asked me to speak at her funeral. I sat down last night to begin writing a fitting eulogy and turned to the Internet for some ideas. I couldn't believe the number of sites dedicated to selling you eulogies for $25 or more. Many used guilt as a way to get you to buy. I'm all for making money but found these sites to be quite distasteful.