XXXL size? Are you jesting? What's wrong with the iPhone 5? 5C? 5S? They are barely bigger than the iPhone 4 and 4 times quicker.I don't have degenerated Hulk-hands, so newer iPhones and their XXXL size are not a solution for me. Neither are devices without iOS.
PS: My Mac cost probably more than your car.
But I love how you measure yourself with materialistic things. Buying a used iPhone 6+ on eBay as "broken item" to then be able to hate on other people's (older) iPhones. Haha! Women must jump on you.
Also, lets keep this in perspective. My "broken iPhone 6 Plus" works better than your iphone 4. Probably was cheaper, too.
PS: Your Mac doesn't cost more than my car. Just throwing that out there...
Have fun now...