Man files suit against Steve Jobs, claiming OJ is his hitman

[ProjektJ]

This would be funny even if it was fake
http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/07/09/25/inmates_suit_claims_o_j_simpson_is_hitman_for_steve_jobs.html

 

[ErikCLDR]

Lets hope this isn't going to end up like the boy that cried wolf

Nuclear Missiles aimed at Lance Armstrong's bike. Is that really that improbable? I mean, how many times has Lance had cancer?

 

[killerrobot]

This is good, but it doesn't beat his 63 billion billion lawsuit.

 

[ghall]

I was reading this earlier, and I was like "WTF???" Made absolutely no sense at all.

 

[Mistershark]

This is why they seriously need to consider getting cable in prison...

 

[yg17]

This is good, but it doesn't beat his 63 billion billion lawsuit.

Oh, no, it's not 63 billion. It's "$63,000,000,000 billion", or "63 billion billion", or "63 quintillion" or $63,000,000,000,000,000,000

 

[killerrobot]

Oh, no, it's not 63 billion. It's "$63,000,000,000 billion", or "63 billion billion", or "63 quintillion" or $63,000,000,000,000,000,000

Didn't I say billion billion?
Seems like Vicks got off way too easy.

 

[ezekielrage_99]

Crazy beats big.....


Good article anyway

 

[Iscariot]

His suit against George Bush, various buddhist monks, the celestial object Pluto and others totaling 783 defendants was the best, but his suit against Mossad and Larry King for trying to hijack his torso was up there too.

What am I saying? They're all gold.

 

[yg17]

Didn't I say billion billion?
Seems like Vicks got off way too easy.

Oh crap, you did


'Tis been a long day

 

[Drile]

Next thing we know a judge will be sue a laundromat for 25 million. Oh wait...