Before clicking the link, your thinking to yourself Bet this story is about an American"
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Hey, at least they trust us with guns.
Before clicking the link, your thinking to yourself Bet this story is about an American"
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He's still alive?
No Darwin Award for him.
right, and because he's still alive, he doesn't receive the darwin award. duh!Darwin Awards are given to those who stop their gene pool. One way of doing that is to kill yourself. The other way is to injure yourself so as to no longer be able to reproduce. If the shotgun blast had hit him a little higher than the legs, he'd be an eligible candidate for a Darwin Award.![]()
right, and because he's still alive, he doesn't receive the darwin award. duh!![]()
the other way is, of course, to be so weak in body and mind that no one will mate with you.
oh FFS, I think you might be a part of the latter portion of my previous post.That's where the line "If the shotgun blast had hit him a little higher than the legs, he'd be an eligible candidate for a Darwin Award." meaning if he shot his hangy-downies then he'd be eligible. I know how the Darwin Awards work, I was telling others the deal.
classic american
if it cant be fixed the easy way, use guns!
I believe to win the Darwin award you must never have procreated as well. The award is for removing your genes from the gene pool, offing yourself in a stupid fashion after you've had kids means you do not qualify for a Darwin award.right, and because he's still alive, he doesn't receive the darwin award. duh!![]()
the other way is, of course, to be so weak in body and mind that no one will mate with you.
Nominees significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race in an obviously stupid way. They are self-selected examples of the dangers inherent in a lack of common sense, and all human races, cultures, and socioeconomic groups are eligible to compete. Actual winners must meet the following criteria:
Reproduction
Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
Excellence
Astounding misapplication of judgment.
Self-Selection
Cause one's own demise.
Maturity
Capable of sound judgment.
Veracity
The event must be true.
The Darwin Awards can be considered a rusty chromosome award for those who douse the gene pool with chlorine.
Before clicking the link, your thinking to yourself Bet this story is about an American"
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He's still alive?
No Darwin Award for him.
Before clicking the link, your thinking to yourself Bet this story is about an American"
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I am getting very tired of these anti-American comments. I don't care if they are meant to be playful or not, they are unnecessary and disrespectful.
I found them to be quite funny, actually. Toughen up!
No, it's not funny to stereotype and humiliate the culture and people of an entire country.
http://upc.*************/uploads/smilies/bigchillpill.gifNo, it's not funny to stereotype and humiliate the culture and people of an entire country.
Before clicking the link, your thinking to yourself Bet this story is about an American"
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I just assume. Not many people over here have shotguns anyway and those that do have enough sense to respect them.