Ha! Canada....if only America had the same happy-go-lucky attitude about stuff. People are literally acting like they've lost both legs and their dog got ran over. It's rather silly and so overblown.
You're dizzy from parallax? Someone alert the media and call a lawyer!
Ironically, if nobody cared so much about their devices/tech stuff, sites like these would be pretty sparse and not produce the revenue they do. 😎 They'd just be troubleshooting boards.