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Man marinades cat in trunk of car

well, i guess the man just wanted to eat *****...

edit: wha? the word is censored?

but, but... it is a normal word, no?

according to merriam webster:
Main Entry: 1pussy
Pronunciation: \ˈpu̇-sē\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural puss·ies
Etymology: 1puss
Date: 1726
1 : cat
2 : a catkin of the ***** willow
 
redAPPLE said:
i guess he missed the part, where he has to shave the pu$$y first... before eating uhm... yeah.

:D
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I'm just curious as to how he planned on killing it. Imagine him trying to grab hold of an oiled up cat in an attempt to manually dispatch it. It's a hilarious image in a morbid sort of way.
 
any update on the nutcase? i hope they fine him a huge amount of money and make him do community service till he turns blue. I guess real jailtime is not gonna happen. unfortunately. as mitigating circumstances he can only show that he used extra virgin oil.....
 
I find it funny that cows, chickens, pigs, and all other animals people eat are being tortured and killed everyday unnoticed, but when one cat is almost killed, everyone gets upset.

Btw, I'm a vegetarian if you haven't noticed.:)
 
Sixtafoua said:
I find it funny that cows, chickens, pigs, and all other animals people eat are being tortured and killed everyday unnoticed, but when one cat is almost killed, everyone gets upset.

Btw, I'm a vegetarian if you haven't noticed.:)
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I only eat meat because cutting down plants hurts my feelings
 
Sixtafoua said:
I find it funny that cows, chickens, pigs, and all other animals people eat are being tortured and killed everyday unnoticed, but when one cat is almost killed, everyone gets upset.

Btw, I'm a vegetarian if you haven't noticed.:)
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Dude, read the posts - they're upset because he was marinating a live cat. The meat should be properly skinned and dressed before marinating.

As much as I dislike cats, I can't approve of mistreating them.
 
This is how rednecks react to a scumbag trying to kill a cat! You find it "funny", hé! What a hopelessly aberrant "culture"! Hence our profound sense of superiority and contempt towards Americans. Bloody emptyheads...
 
Who's a redneck? Who thinks it's funny? :confused:

Americans by and large aren't too keen on eating felines. Rednecks, in particular, prefer beef or maybe pork.
 
LeoNobilis said:
This is how rednecks react to a scumbag trying to kill a cat! You find it "funny", hé! What a hopelessly aberrant "culture"! Hence our profound sense of superiority and contempt towards Americans. Bloody emptyheads...
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Someone should help you off that horse.
 
Tomorrow said:
Who's a redneck? Who thinks it's funny? :confused:

Americans by and large aren't too keen on eating felines. Rednecks, in particular, prefer beef or maybe pork.
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...or other rednecks.

Hey! SOMEBODY had to say it!

-LeoNobilis

Our culture also thrives in using the attempt to find even the smallest sliver of absurdity in a situation to cope with said situation.

I hope this elevates your understanding some.
 
The cat's comments on the matter, after settling into his new home...
 

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