Man Marries His iPhone

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  1. willmtaylor macrumors G3

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    No joke:
    http://www.ktnv.com/news/man-marries-smart-phone-at-las-vegas-chapel

    ...at least not until Siri has legit AI and the voice of Scarlett Johansson.
     
  2. keysofanxiety macrumors G3

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    Well, that's one way to get a thinner and lighter wife every year.
     
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    Will he get a divorce when he upgrades?
     
  4. fitshaced macrumors 68000

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    His wife doesn't have to testify against him in court. Smart criminal.
     
  5. willmtaylor thread starter macrumors G3

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    She does if he uses TouchID in lieu of a passcode.
     
  6. fitshaced macrumors 68000

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    That would be public indecency.
     
  7. willmtaylor thread starter macrumors G3

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    Furthermore, the iPhone is only 8-9 years old, and Siri the same, so there are other issues to consider here as well. :confused:
     
  10. fitshaced macrumors 68000

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    Can't do peek and pop now without feeling very dirty.
     
  11. willmtaylor thread starter macrumors G3

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    Who are you talking to? What does that mean?

    Please try again.
     
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    He will be touching his wife more times per day than husbands do to their wives in a year.
     
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    I wonder whether he keeps "her" on vibrate all the time...
     

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