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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

true777 said:
If the man's eye sight was bad, and he was inebriated, I can see how this could happen. Poor guy.
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I don't know that I've ever been so blind (without my glasses) and/or so drunk that I would make that kind of mistake... :eek:
 
The only way to REALLy punish the dog would be for the man to eat its penis. (Hope it's a male dog, otherwise i dunno) :eek:
 
What the heck was this guy cutting chicken heads "thing" exposed or his pants down? :confused: This is gross yet funny. :eek: :p
 
emw said:
I don't know that I've ever been so blind (without my glasses) and/or so drunk that I would make that kind of mistake... :eek:
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That is what I was thinking, don't drink. My eye sight is very poor though, good sight without glasses is about 2" from my eyes. :eek:
 
talk about self circumcision....

hes 67, no need for it anymore. :p

but seriosuly, how could you mistake it for that????
 
NusuniAdmin said:
hes 67, no need for it anymore. :p

but seriosuly, how could you mistake it for that????
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Actually he still needs his penis. Amazingly enough humans can still have sex into there 80's at the least. So it is important for that reason. The most vital function is the evacuation of urine. Not knowing the extent of the damage or what possible reconstruction can occur. He could end up with a bag. :( :eek:
 
wdlove said:
Actually he still needs his penis. Amazingly enough humans can still have sex into there 80's at the least. So it is important for that reason. The most vital function is the evacuation of urine. Not knowing the extent of the damage or what possible reconstruction can occur. He could end up with a bag. :( :eek:
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That was a joke dude, lighten up.
 
Men in general do some odd things believe I work in ER. I've got some good stories I could tell of things that have been fallen on to & inserted in places.
 
virividox said:
haha he would have to die :)
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Not necessarily. I though that to qualify for a Darwin award, you simply had to remove yourself from the gene pool by your own stupidity, not necessarily by dying. Castration is an effective way to remove yourself from the gene pool so I think he's prime material. I can be wrong though.
 
oreo said:
Men in general do some odd things believe I work in ER. I've got some good stories I could tell of things that have been fallen on to & inserted in places.
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That reminds me of the "Fusili Jerry" episode of Seinfeld, with the proctologist. I wonder what it would have been like if they did a show involving this sort of accident :D
 
Lord Blackadder said:
That reminds me of the "Fusili Jerry" episode of Seinfeld, with the proctologist. I wonder what it would have been like if they did a show involving this sort of accident :D
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I just saw that episode last night. :)
 
wdlove said:
That is what I was thinking, don't drink. My eye sight is very poor though, good sight without glasses is about 2" from my eyes. :eek:
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Yes, but can you still distinguish between two objects? I do not have very good eyesight without my glasses but I still can tell the difference between, say, a car and a lightpole.

Do you always cut chicken's heads off so close to your...ah...y'know...
 
Jam jars, deodrant cans, men that hoover naked & then fall on the hoover!!! The worst thing is these men are all 60+
 
Ok... I'll make my contribution... How bout this one:

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/index_darwin1994.html

Priapism Takes a Penis:
Doctors warn of a dangerous new method of cocaine abuse: injecting the drug directly into the urinary tract. Physicians from New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center reported the case of a 34-year-old man who suffered severe bleeding under the skin after pumping cocaine into his urethra. It led to complications that destroyed his penis, nine fingers, and parts of his legs. "They fill an eye dropper or a syringe with a cocaine solution and inject it into the penis," said Dr. Samuel Perry, a professor of clinical psychiatry.

The man had injected cocaine before intercourse in an effort to enhance sexual performance. He was admitted to the hospital because his penis had remained erect for three days, resulting in a painful inability to urinate. The medical term for a prolonged erection is "priapism." On his third day in the hospital, the man's erection suddenly subsided. Over the next 12 hours, blood leaked into the tissues of
his feet, hands, genitals, back and chest. Blood coagulation caused tissues to die over large areas of the patient's body, and he was transferred to the burn unit of New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center.

Doctors there were forced to amputate the man's legs above the knee and all but one of his fingers to stop the spread of gangrene. The patient's penis fell off by itself. The man is currently recovering in a rehabilitation facility.

Men who inject cocaine into the penis report that it gives them a sexual high. Drug abuse treatment experts have previously reported external use of cocaine as a sexual stimulant. Cocaine powder is rubbed onto the surface of the genital organs by both men and women in an effort to halt premature ejacuation or improve sexual sensations.

"We report this case to alert clinicians to this new method of cocaine abuse and to describe its rare and previously unreported complications," the doctors concluded.
 
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