Man sets girlfriend on fire...

[iGary]

OK that's weird enough, but I broke down at this exact gas station when on business in Fort Lauderdale one time (I jumped the median with my rental and blew out both front tires - dont' try to eat a Big Mac and have a conversation with a cell phone at the same time).

Weird.

Link.

 

[killuminati]

Links not working?

 

[iGary]

Frack.

It's on CNN's front page.

 

[baby duck monge]

dont' try to eat a Big Mac and have a conversation with a cell phone at the same time).

That'll teach ya! Don't you know that Big Macs will kill ya and cell phones will give ya cancer? I guess the car was just trying to save you the agony of drawing it all out.

/thinks he likes Big Macs, but can't remember the last time he had McD's

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Got a little overzealous with snipping the quote there.
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[grapes911]

He must have had a really hot girlfriend.

(Was that too insensitive? )

 

[iGary]

He must have had a really hot girlfriend.

(Was that too insensitive? )

No, but reason number 1,234,567 not to live in Floriduh.

 

[Electro Funk]

No, but reason number 1,234,567 not to live in Floriduh.

Hey Now...

 

[iGary]

Hey Now...

I have honestly never found weirder people on the planet. Now that said, I have lots of friends in Florida, some of which are super people. That doesn't make the majority of the state any more sane.

 

[Electro Funk]

dont' try to eat a Big Mac and have a conversation with a cell phone at the same time).

What kind of conversation were you having with your cell phone?

Hello my little friend... i wish you were black instead of silver...

Just kidding! Don't hit me!

 

[Electro Funk]

I have honestly never found weirder people on the planet. Now that said, I have lots of friends in Florida, some of which are super people. That doesn't make the majority of the state any more sane.

i cant argue with you... there are a lot of transients down here... TONS of wierdos all over the state... (there is an amber alert every other week in FLA)

Edit: But it has much better weather than Ohio!

 

[iGary]

What kind of conversation were you having with your cell phone?

Hello my little friend... i wish you were black instead of silver...

Just kidding! Don't hit me!

*laughs*

Actually it was pretty funny. I was driving this big bull dyke lesbian to PBI to catch a flight home from anerial shoot "flight test," and I ran up the median and basically locked the car onto the sidewalk, then I just manhandled it off with the steering wheel at 40mph.

Needless to say, she wasn't mad when I called her a cab while I waited for roadside assistance.

 

[Electro Funk]

*laughs*

Actually it was pretty funny. I was driving this big bull dyke lesbian to PBI to catch a flight home from anerial shoot "flight test," and I ran up the median and basically locked the car onto the sidewalk, then I just manhandled it off with the steering wheel at 40mph.

Needless to say, she wasn't mad when I called her a cab while I waited for roadside assistance.

Lol... Nice.... something similar happened to me when living in ATL, GA...
was driving and reading a map at the same time and ran up over the curb (on to a sidewalk) and took out a fire Hydrant! sent it into the air! no spraying water or any crazy movie stuff... but i did break my tye rod and leaf springs on the front passenger side..

was not one of my better days...

 

[Jaffa Cake]

If I set my girlfriend on fire she wouldn't be happy – I expect she'd be put out.

 

[iGary]

If I set my girlfriend on fire she wouldn't be happy – I expect she'd be put out.

*feels bad for laughing hard*

 

[Sirin]

But it has much better weather than Ohio!

Hey Now...

 

[Electro Funk]

Hey Now...

LoL... reason i referred to OH is because i grew up there... near youngstown...

 

[mkrishnan]

This is not what Usher had in mind with that song about letting it burn.

EDIT: I couldn't find the story on CNN, but I did find an article about some man who was the mayor of his town by day and a doorman at a strip club by night. How sweet is that setup?