Meet the the new Tombraider

[P-Worm]

After watching the video, I find it funny why the new Lara aspired to be such a role. She goes on and on about how she's great because she's independent, smart, athletic, empowering, adventurous, etc...

But we all know Lara's only famous because of her large rack.

P-Worm

 

[Sesshi]

Snort! Funny guys!

I don't think they were joking. If they saw any of the Laras for real their zimmerframes would collapse.

Er, does that get stamped on our foreheads?

No, that falls out of a secret hatch on the roof then Lara roundhouses it on your nether regions.

After watching the video, I find it funny why the new Lara aspired to be such a role. She goes on and on about how she's great because she's independent, smart, athletic, empowering, adventurous, etc...

But we all know Lara's only famous because of her large rack.

P-Worm

Yes, but it's a smart, athletic, empowering, adventurous and above all independent rack.

 

[skunk]

I don't think they were joking. If they saw any of the Laras for real their zimmerframes would collapse.

My zimmer frame is a particularly robust 4x4 model, so I have no worries on that score.

 

[Antares]

Some of us are living with significant others who are significantly more gorgeous and talented than any of those bimbos.

Pictures, please, to prove your claim...preferably in Lara Croft-style clothing.

There have been many "promotional" Lara Crofts in the past. This new one is the most stunning.

In regards to Angelina Jolie, I think the attraction to her has more to do with her "attitude" and personality than her physical beauty. She's good looking, no doubt, but not the prettiest woman I have ever seen.

 

[Sesshi]

Pictures, please, to prove your claim...preferably in Lara Croft-style clothing.

There have been many "promotional" Lara Crofts in the past. This new one is the most stunning.

In regards to Angelina Jolie, I think the attraction to her has more to do with her "attitude" and personality than her physical beauty. She's good looking, no doubt, but not the prettiest woman I have ever seen.

Yeah, but Jolie talked proper.

 

[scotthayes]

All this talk about what she sounds like...I think you're missing the point. We're talking about a walking talking Lara Croft damn it!

She spoke??? guess the sight of her overloaded my brain and it shut down hearing

 

[Abstract]

Who is Tom Braider?

She's a quarterback for the New England Patriots, and is the new Lara Croft.

 

[tjcampbell]

Yeah, she's hot!

 

[Keebler]

The one thing I like about watching the video is that even if I stare at her body and never meet her eyes, she's not offended. *thumbs up*

LMAO

this girl is unbelievable. i love the accent too. do accents hold true during sex too or do they disappear for the most part like when singing?
i know that may be over the line, but I have to ask. My dreams for the next few months might be that much better lol

 

[macwall]

she's pretty hot

 

[iShater]

Her face looks nothing close to Lara Croft.

 

[branjosef]

I'm offended that they would pick someone who looks like that. What does that say to all the little girls out there. Why can't they pick someone who looks more like a real woman. Someone who is overweight wearing capris and crocs. Maybe a tramp stamp on her back and a face worn down by to many old milwaukees. She doesn't have to be limber or athletic. She could fight crime with her pant suit, comfortable flats, and her excellent skills in communication and resolution.

Her face looks nothing close to Lara Croft.

I wish her face was close to mine

LMAO

this girl is unbelievable. i love the accent too. do accents hold true during sex too or do they disappear for the most part like when singing?
i know that may be over the line, but I have to ask. My dreams for the next few months might be that much better lol

I think they disappear during sex and transition into a very thick new york accent. Every women I've ever been with lost the british accent but then again they were cheap hookers from NY. probably just coincidence.

I thought Rosie O'donnell was going to be the newest tomb raider??? Must of fell through in negotiations

 

[benlee]

I'm offended that they would pick someone who looks like that. What does that say to all the little girls out there. Why can't they pick someone who looks more like a real woman. Someone who is overweight wearing capris and crocs. Maybe a tramp stamp on her back and a face worn down by to many old milwaukees. She doesn't have to be limber or athletic. She could fight crime with her pant suit, comfortable flats, and her excellent skills in communication and resolution.

Well Said. and Amen to that.


I think you can almost see her tomb in one of the pictures posted in this thread.

 

[branjosef]

I heard steve jobs coming off his iphone success tried out for the role but they thought he would turn off the targeted audience they were shooting for.

 

[branjosef]

I wonder what she'll do after the tomb raider. You always hear about type casting. Hopefully she won't wind up washed up like some of the star wars cast. Alot of them were forced to take up other careers to make ends meet. I felt bad for stormtrooper #423 who had to overcome addiciton and many of life's difficulties.

 

[t0mat0]

Er, does that get stamped on our foreheads?

No, on ....