I think he did until just about a second after you posted.^^ You know Portuguese?
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Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
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^^ You know Portuguese?
Somente um pouco! E muito mais fácil quando você fala espanhol antes.
Mas eu gosto muito do sonido e do acento de português! Muito melhor do espanhol!
Disclaimer: I actually wrote the above before looking at your profile. Now, I'd like to change my reply to:
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I think he did until just about a second after you posted.
Ha!
Lucky for me, the Stupid Virus only can be transmitted through eye-contact. Over the internet, I'm immune. (I think..)
I have no problem talking to cute/hot/pretty girls, but I do have issues because I always seem to be friend-zoned.
From the picture edit above, it looks like that's changed. Ha ha!
No fair! Photos are cheating. (A voice recording, and I'd be on the floor..
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Haha!
A woman and her p***y, taking over the world one picture at a time.
Just gotta work on the diabolical laugh and you're done!
Meh.. a world where men are reduced to drooling, incoherent fools wouldn't be worth ruling.
Who would cut the lawns?
Who would open those tough-to-open jars?
Who would put the toilet seats down?
See, women do need us too! ...Don't they?
I don't have a lawn, I can open jars by myself (just have to bang the lid against the counter a little bit) and don't men leave the toilet seat up?
Ehh... ah...... mmmmmm... eu não falo inglês, desculpa?
(I don't think women can put a toilet seat down though, otherwise why would they always ask us to do it?)
Ehh... ah...... mmmmmm... eu não falo inglês, desculpa?
(I don't think women can put a toilet seat down though, otherwise why would they always ask us to do it?)
Because men always leave the toilet seat up, that's why we're always asking for men to put it down.
Because men always leave the toilet seat up, that's why we're always asking for men to put it down.
I live by myself (well two cats) and I always put the seat down... last time it was up and not in use was oddly enough when my sister stopped by... although I think it's an old habit from living with my grandma for a year or so.
Because men always leave the toilet seat up, that's why we're always asking for men to put it down.
See! See the effect you have on us?
I came to this thread looking for an interesting social discussion, and now I find myself having an argument about toilet seats!! Aaaaah!
WTF?
If they had male researchers, how could they have done the research?
They're in the presence of attractive/hot women, they couldn't
No brain power left.
But ...
We all know its true.
Who will catch your spiders? Who will empty the trap underneath the sink? Who will carry the grocery bag full of canned goods?
We're useful.
As pack mules.
Not only do they lose their minds, but also their money. It's amazing to watch. I'm gay and I'd never spend that kind of money on a guy. But then again, I'm a cheap b****.
Not only do they lose their minds, but also their money. It's amazing to watch. I'm gay and I'd never spend that kind of money on a guy. But then again, I'm a cheap b****.
Very true
Also I don't quite go all gagga when I talk to a handsome/hot guy curiously enough it isn't my tongue that gets so stiff I get a speech impediment. Probably which causes these straight guys' problems.
Always makes me smile when I see a (straight) guy talks to a pretty/hot woman like putty in her hands. All giggly and shy and completely obtuse.
Truth be told, when I talk to a guy I really like (not necessarily a hot guy) I get pretty nervous and tongue-tied too. It's pretty sad really...
Very true
Also I don't quite go all gagga when I talk to a handsome/hot guy curiously enough it isn't my tongue that gets so stiff I get a speech impediment. Probably which causes these straight guys' problems.
Always makes me smile when I see a (straight) guy talks to a pretty/hot woman like putty in her hands. All giggly and shy and completely obtuse.
It's hilarious, because it's so obvious! They do become complete messes.