Men prefer iPad to girls - poll

[Jackintosh]

Good poll. Of course!

 

[CandyNJ66]

Why exclude the other half of the population??

Question is People prefer iPad to their partners or Men/women.

I am lesbian, so I definitely prefer a loving woman to any gadget but the iPad 3 comes close!

 

[Jackintosh]

Why exclude the other half of the population??

Question is People prefer iPad to their partners or Men/women.

I am lesbian, so I definitely prefer a loving woman to any gadget but the iPad 3 comes close!

Good point. The poll was a little chauvinistic.

 

[a.coward]

Hehehe... gotta love the percentage for "girls".

Okay... mind out of gutter...

 

[d4rkc4sm]

gf always bitching i spend more time in bed with ipad than with her.

 

[thatoneguy82]

Yep. Since I prefer men.

 

[bp1000]

1 in 10 men are gay so it makes sense

 

[Abazigal]

I think this comic strip sums it up best.

 

[Dane9]

The iPad retains its original value for 10-11 months after release. Most wonen these days degrade themselves very easily. iPad 3 ftw!

Gay

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gf always bitching i spend more time in bed with ipad than with her.

Gay, fap fap fap

 

[mac jones]

I'll take what I can get thanks.

 

[gecis]

Is it possible for the woman to come with an iPad?

Yes, only if you are lucky enough to find one at that time of the month.

 

[bp1000]

on a related note, *******.com have recently converted their library to html5 video, now iPad compatible. My iPad keeps me company whilst my wife is away.

Is that allowed here ?

 

[takeshi74]

do you prefer the iPad to girls?

Since when are they mutually exclusive?

 

[MacMane]

My ex gf shattered my iPad 2. Then I realized which was more important.

 

[Ryno76]

My GF bought me my iPad...love her!

 

[Ries]

The iPad doesn't leave with half of everything if you split up.

The iPad charges you upfront like a hooker

 

[fat jez]

of course not, a pink girlfriend is not considered defective

 

[thatoneguy82]

Gay

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Gay, fap fap fap

Gay

 

[Carouser]

Since when are they mutually exclusive?

Considering preference is a rank order, mutual exclusivity is irrelevant (read: your joke falls flat because you miss the point).

 

[fsck-y dingo]

iPad: 0 vaginas

Woman: 1 vagina

iPad: 0 viruses

Woman: 1/various/unknown

Don't take my words the wrong way. I'd rather be in a solid relationship with a woman I care for, and who cares for me, rather than owning an iPad. If you're talking one night stands I'll choose the iPad.

 

[skottichan]

Why exclude the other half of the population??

Question is People prefer iPad to their partners or Men/women.

I am lesbian, so I definitely prefer a loving woman to any gadget but the iPad 3 comes close!

^^^


What she said. And with that said... I'm also a lesbian, who's going to choose a loving woman over tech all the time.

(Full disclosure: I already have an iPad, so makes the choice even easier )

 

[Nikos]

I've been through eight new iPads already, all with more issues than any of my ex girlfriends.

 

[ixodes]

I can't even imagine why anyone would prefer an inanimate object.

 

[Sgt.makaveli]

Some guys get orgasms when they see an ipad

 

[0dev]

iPad: 0 viruses

Woman: 1/various/unknown

Don't take my words the wrong way. I'd rather be in a solid relationship with a woman I care for, and who cares for me, rather than owning an iPad. If you're talking one night stands I'll choose the iPad.

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