Message to Apple

Discussion in 'Mac Pro' started by pat500000, Oct 27, 2016.

  1. pat500000 macrumors 604

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    Outside from your campus....TIM...i'm calling you out.

     
  2. JimGoshorn macrumors 6502

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    In Rocky 5, didn't the Dr say that Rocky was a bit brain damaged from that fight with Drago?
     
  3. pat500000 thread starter macrumors 604

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    In Rocky 20, Tim is the one with brain damage.
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    I think i'm gonna re-edit this with Mac pro edition.
     
  4. JimGoshorn macrumors 6502

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    I think Tim's computer sense is pretty well fried now so the rest of the sequels are required.
     
  5. pat500000 thread starter macrumors 604

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    He probably won't noticed that he got fired.
     
  6. JimGoshorn macrumors 6502

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    And who would take over? Mr Can't Innovate or Mr Thinner And Lighter or Mr Our Software Works Better Now?
     
  7. pat500000 thread starter macrumors 604

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    We have to fight it out....sequel lol
     
  8. AidenShaw macrumors P6

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    How about Angela Ahrendts - after she reimagines the sorry, boring Apple store format and launches a radically exciting line of inter-linked watch bands and emojis - she can ream Phil a new one and re-invigorate the desktop line.
     
  9. sleconte macrumors member

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    Wasn't it sad to see the two Apple leaders beaming onstage about how thin, thin the new MBP is - yes its a bit more portable. It will look good in front of Beyoncé in a music video documentary. And you can find emoticons to type more easily when on Facebook. What about performance? Meh. Numbers don't matter unless its about stock price or profit A.I.R.?
     
  10. OS6-OSX macrumors 6502a

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    Hurry! Hurry! Step right up to the keynote and witness pure:
    Apple Clowns.png

    We told you we are a watch company!
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  11. JimGoshorn macrumors 6502

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    Their goal is to make stuff thinner and thinner. I was listening to a photo podcast where the host said that he had to replace the batteries in his MacBook and was told that the keyboard had to be replaced as well because it was a single unit. Apple just glues components inside which is insane but it does make things smaller and lighter.

    BTW, you forgot to put Mickey Mouse on the watch face:D
     

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