Pretty odd thread.
I'll give it a go:
You wash with anything beyond bar soap and shampoo in the shower.
Yes.
- You get a manicure and/or a pedicure more than once a decade.
Nah.
- You've EVER been called "pretty boy".
Yep.
- You apply any sort of skin conditioning lotion on a semi-regular basis.
Yes. This is more so I won't have crappy skin when I'm older.
- You spend more than 10 minutes a day grooming.
Yep.
- You pay more than $30 for a haircut.
Yep.
- You have hair coloring applied. (Exception: Eliminating grey doesn't make you metrosexual, it just makes you insecure about getting old. Adding "accents" to your hair DEFINITELY makes you metrosexual.)
Not right now, but I had white streaks (and I do mean WHITE) streaks put through my dark dark brown/black hair about 6 or 7 years ago, to where about 30% of all my hair was white. This is before it was commonplace for guys to highlight their hair, especially if you were a guy in the South. Right now, it's natural.
- You wear ornately decorated shirts. (Usually these are button-down shirts with excessively-complicated designs and/or paisley.)
Nah. I'm a t-shirt designer by trade, so I'm pretty partial to nice/rare/cool tees. Like our fearless leader Steve, it's usually plain black if I'm out on the town with my lady. WHich in my opinion, looks cooler than a button down shirt with jeans. I might wear a button down if I'm wearing a jacket.
- If a woman calls you a metrosexual, you are.
My girlfriend tells me I'm hot, which is nice. I don't think she's ever called me a metrosexual, but we both think that term is ridiculous, so I don't see that happening.
Hasn't the term "metrosexual" expired? Aren't we on to something else now?
I'll give it a go:
You wash with anything beyond bar soap and shampoo in the shower.
Yes.
- You get a manicure and/or a pedicure more than once a decade.
Nah.
- You've EVER been called "pretty boy".
Yep.
- You apply any sort of skin conditioning lotion on a semi-regular basis.
Yes. This is more so I won't have crappy skin when I'm older.
- You spend more than 10 minutes a day grooming.
Yep.
- You pay more than $30 for a haircut.
Yep.
- You have hair coloring applied. (Exception: Eliminating grey doesn't make you metrosexual, it just makes you insecure about getting old. Adding "accents" to your hair DEFINITELY makes you metrosexual.)
Not right now, but I had white streaks (and I do mean WHITE) streaks put through my dark dark brown/black hair about 6 or 7 years ago, to where about 30% of all my hair was white. This is before it was commonplace for guys to highlight their hair, especially if you were a guy in the South. Right now, it's natural.
- You wear ornately decorated shirts. (Usually these are button-down shirts with excessively-complicated designs and/or paisley.)
Nah. I'm a t-shirt designer by trade, so I'm pretty partial to nice/rare/cool tees. Like our fearless leader Steve, it's usually plain black if I'm out on the town with my lady. WHich in my opinion, looks cooler than a button down shirt with jeans. I might wear a button down if I'm wearing a jacket.
- If a woman calls you a metrosexual, you are.
My girlfriend tells me I'm hot, which is nice. I don't think she's ever called me a metrosexual, but we both think that term is ridiculous, so I don't see that happening.
Hasn't the term "metrosexual" expired? Aren't we on to something else now?
