good news your microphones do not need surgery.
Go to system preferences > sound, input / internal microphone - turn off "use ambient noise reduction", ride the mic input volume lever up and down a few times, should be okay now can leave ambient off or turn back on.
Are people here maybe plugging the air into a 27" Apple Display ? could be something to do with switching mics regularly between the 27" and the AIR.
Anyway the problem with Apple Retail Stores for surgery is they always return your macs with scratches on after repairs, don't think you'll need to use them for this mic problem it's software not hardware.