I'm going to print this - wirelessly, from my iPad - and hand it out to my fellow "suits" at our staff meeting this morning.
In between puffs on our Montecristo cigars and evil-scheming to profit from our double-reverse index swaps on 60-day Eurodollar futures, we'll all enjoy a hearty chuckle.
Hahaha, that's funny stuff.
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Keynote is terrific from the little I've used it, but I did get to see some files get munged between platforms just a couple of weeks ago. I guess once in Keynote, stay in Keynote ... if there was a simple runtime wrapper for distribution for Windows[?]
Pages didn't really stand up to my testing for writing technical documents, briefs, etc., don't think it had a footnote feature, missing some other, I suppose you call them "professional" features.
I guess if I were to rate iWorks in a consumer (personal/home) and pro usage, on a 1-10 scale (of effectiveness in that market):
Pages, Consumer 9/10, Pro 5/10
Numbers, Consumer 8/10, Pro 3/10
Keynote, Consumer (kind of n/a), but 10/10, Pro 9/10 (a point dinged due to portability)
Anyway, excited about this product if it does get made. MS should develop a Sharepoint gateway to work with iOS Office. You gen up a document, and it's sync'ed across to a central document repository, with checkout, collaborative markup, etc. You don't need access to the filesystem, just access to the files.