Didn't you get the memo? The iPad is perfect in every way. The iPhone is the same. In fact, all Apple products are flawless, reliable, and reasonably priced.
When you go to the Genius Bar at an Apple store, all those people you see milling about...? They just dropped by to tell Apple employees how perfect their products are! Turns out Genius Bar refers to how "genius" Apple products are! And it's an inside joke, because since all Apple products "just work", you obviously don't have to be or need a genius to use them.
And all the refurbished products Apple sells...? They aren't
really refurbished. Refurbished is just code for "on sale".