Gee, I just texted li'l George and asked him what happened to the $700 Billion he gave to Goldman Sachs and the rest of the financial institutions he bailed out after he and they ran us into the poorhouse and he just texted me back. Know what he said? "How you likin' that $4.00+per gallon gas price, son? Guess we didn't get any money back from oil in Iraq after all to pay for that little war of mine. Sorry" He also told me his little librarian wife spent all the money he makes in the oil bidness (he's from Connecticut, you know, not Texas) on gee-gaws and frou-frou at the local Wal-Mart (because he believes in buying American- oh, wait, everything in that store is made in China. Ooops). Then he said he was off to Saudi Arabia to hold hands with that Sheikh again. He sounded real happy, though, glad to know his retirement is going so well.