there's only one way to sort out the mice from the errr boys, and that's a game of MOUSE CONKERS!
we recently gathered all Apple mice from down the years and played conkers with them all, the winner was...
The Apple Mouse!
(you know - the square one with one big button on it, it weighs about 65kg, think it's got Uranium in it...)
The ADB one? the first one that had a ball that weighed something vs the crappy light thing they switched too? I was still using my original mouse when i had to move to a windows box at work. I cried at having to give up my good mouse. I think it's still here around the house!