lol i wonder how the cops woke them? gently touch their shoes...whisper to them or yell BOO! or BANG! or better yet, pull out the pistol and fire a shot in the air.
I know me, personally, would have had a very, very difficult time remaining professional at that point in time.
hell, if they were that drunk, maybe carry them and put them in the same sleeping bag with a note that they were at brokeback mountain (nothing again homosexuality, but it would sure freak them out if they aren't gay). really make them wonder.
lol
but that is the sh*t disturber in me thinking of evil things to do. reminds me of the time I was training some new folks at mcd's way back when. one kid got a small paper cut so i told him to dip his hand in the empty (of pickles), but full of juice pickle bucket. hehehehe stung a bit 🙂