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stubeeef

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Once again limb re-attachment reaches hieghtened state of glory! Let the puns begin! :p

Of course it really is a good thing for a couple of innocent kids caught up in the crazy world of Aids in Africa. A small victory in a sea of awfullness.

Then again there are the silly'r stories like this!

edit: this is the story I was originally looking for: Link The utility crew grab the "unit" from the toilet and put it on ice, dr's re attach it to the owner! YEA! Also notice the idiot let the woman he was arguing with tie him up before makeup sex!
 

wdlove

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Alcohol and drugs seem to be a common thread. Still in the end it's not the medication of choice, but a human act that did these acts of mutilation. It sure makes one wonder why so many are occurring recently. :eek:
 

killuminati

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Just when I though this subject was beginning to die down :p

The link about the romanian was hilarious though! I laughed out lud.
 

chanoc

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Anchorage woman arrested for cutting off penis!

Ahem, crazy Alaskan biznitties. :rolleyes:
Why it is safer to masturbate to porn, and not have an Alaskan girlfriend. :D
Mutilation suspect still jailed without bail

Daily News staff

Published: February 22nd, 2005
Last Modified: February 22nd, 2005 at 01:49 AM


A woman remains in Anchorage jail with no bail set after mutilating the genitals of her boyfriend late Saturday night.

Kim Tran, 35, was arraigned Monday on three felony charges: sexual assault, assault and tampering with evidence.

A public defense attorney will be appointed to represent Tran during a pre-indictment hearing before a Superior Court judge today, according to Magistrate Brian Johnson.

Tran was arrested at her home early Sunday after police found her cleaning up a trail of blood that stretched across her house.

She and her boyfriend, who is married to her aunt, had been quarreling because Tran wanted the man to leave his wife, marry her and have children with her, according to charging documents.

The man said he only wanted to have sex with her, the documents say. They started to have sex and she tied up his hands. Tran, feeling "used and angry," cut off his penis with a kitchen knife, according to the documents. She flushed the penis down the toilet and drove the man to Providence Alaska Medical Center.

The penis was recovered from the toilet by wastewater utility workers and reattached surgically by 6 a.m. Sunday.
 

wdlove

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I'm happy to hear that she has been arrested and held without bale. Hopefully she will be tried, found guilty, and sentenced so that she will never do this again.

If she really wanted children with him, she certainly went about it in the wrong way. Then again chances are she's not all that clear thinking. Will have to wait on a psychiatric evaluation. Then can determine her future.
 

killuminati

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ayyy, all I can say is...OUCH. Just the thought of something like that makes me quiver. (Yes, I have been quivering a lot lately with all these threads). I'm anxious for the new 'Male Genitalia' forum :p
 

AmigoMac

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:eek:

This is the kind of news that makes me doubt about how fun you can get from an affair ...

:eek:

I'll never cheat on my girl...
I'll never cheat on my girl...
I'll never cheat on my girl...

I was at breakfast... :mad:

:D
 

Lacero

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This is like a vietnamese version of the Lorena Bobbit story. Too funny. :D
 

wdlove

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question fear said:
anyone else really grossed out at the fact that they fished it from the sewer and re-attached it????
would they do that for another appendage?
Since I'm a medical person it doesn't gross me out. It did come from his toilet after all. I amazed at the fact that they were able to reattach his penis, a very intricate type of surgery. Chances are they would do the same with another appendage. The main risk will be with infection, which would occur when an appendage comes into contact with the environment. Antibiotics should reduce the risk. I would be very interested to learn if the surgery is a success and if his penis will be fully functional.
 

poopyhead

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wdlove said:
Since I'm a medical person it doesn't gross me out. It did come from his toilet after all. I amazed at the fact that they were able to reattach his penis, a very intricate type of surgery. Chances are they would do the same with another appendage. The main risk will be with infection, which would occur when an appendage comes into contact with the environment. Antibiotics should reduce the risk. I would be very interested to learn if the surgery is a success and if his penis will be fully functional.
guessing theyll use leaches to keep the blood flowing
 

mactastic

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wdlove said:
If she really wanted children with him, she certainly went about it in the wrong way.
Boy, you can say that again!

grabberslasher said:
What happens when the man becomes aroused when he has the stiches in....
Oh I'm guessing the thought of a woman won't get this guy aroused for a while...

And someone with the name grabberslasher maybe shouldn't be posting in THIS particular thread.... :eek:
;)
 

question fear

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StarbucksSam said:
I'm sorry, what did they mean by... RECOVERED and SURGICALLY REATTACHED.

I would hate to be a sewage worker in Alaska.

i'd hate to be the doctor trying to disenfect the damn thing. can't just drop it in some rubbing alcohol and call it a day.
 

wdlove

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poopyhead said:
guessing they'll use leaches to keep the blood flowing
Leaches are used to remove dead tissue in a wound. They are specially bread and sterile. Highly effective in wound healing. The patient that I took care of, that had leaches used of his wound, said that he couldn't feel them.
 

stubeeef

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wdlove said:
Leaches are used to remove dead tissue in a wound. They are specially bread and sterile. Highly effective in wound healing. The patient that I took care of, that had leaches used of his wound, said that he couldn't feel them.
They have a numbing compound in their saliva.
 

question fear

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wdlove said:
Leaches are used to remove dead tissue in a wound. They are specially bread and sterile. Highly effective in wound healing. The patient that I took care of, that had leaches used of his wound, said that he couldn't feel them.
as a child i saw a documentary about a kid whose finger got chopped off and they used leeches to help heal the wound....
the up close shots of leeches terrified me. this thread is bringing up repressed memories!
 

wdlove

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question fear said:
as a child i saw a documentary about a kid whose finger got chopped off and they used leeches to help heal the wound....
the up close shots of leeches terrified me. this thread is bringing up repressed memories!
I hope that you will be able to deal with your memories successfully. Just remember the positive healing that leaches provide. ;)