link I'm sure I'd have no trouble naming the five freedoms. Let's see, there's the freedom to force you to listen to my opinions by posting so often, the freedom to worship Apple products, the freedom to publish rumors on a web site, the freedom to attend geekfests, and the freedom to gripe about Apple products before they are even shipping. Did I get them all correct? I forget which Constitutional Amendment covers the freedom to pay for bottled water even when tap water is better. D'oh!