More wrong than just the antennae

[falconeight]

When you block the antennae you loose signal

When I cover the speaker I lose sound

When I cover the retina screen I can't see it

When I cover the mic people can't hear me

When I smash it into the ground it breaks

When I drop it in water it stops working

And the worst is when I throw it in fire......it burns!

Bunch of weirdos in this world.

 

[.Andy]

Glad you started a new thread.

 

[Mjmar]

LOL... too bad the whole phone is the antenna... u can't hold the phone if u want it to work.

 

[cperchard]

LOL... too bad the whole phone is the antenna... u can't hold the phone if u want it to work.

do u even have one?? if so ur talking absolute crap.....its a TINY part of it that makes the signal go down.

 

[army91c]

I thought this post was funny as ship!

Post on poster, you're funny.

 

[palmerc2]

That's funny. I can't seem to lose a signal. It just works even if I block it for 5 mins with the palm of my hand.

For those people that it's not working, maybe you just got a bad batch

 

[marksman]

Sometimes when I am working out I will lay my workout towel over the screen and it makes it really hard to type.

 

[RafaelT]

Good post!

 

[falconeight]

Haters!!!

 

[GreggM3]

If you put it in a blender it blends!

 

[Mjmar]

do u even have one?? if so ur talking absolute crap.....its a TINY part of it that makes the signal go down.

I do have one, and I'm just telling you what happens to me. No matter where I hold the phone the signal becomes at least 2 bars lower than it would be if it were on a table. I love the new phone but this issue angers me strongly. Especially coming from such a respected company... Antenna on the rim of a phone makes no sense. I wish I would've thought about it before I bought the thing.

 

[falconeight]

I do have one, and I'm just telling you what happens to me. No matter where I hold the phone the signal becomes at least 2 bars lower than it would be if it were on a table. I love the new phone but this issue angers me strongly. Especially coming from such a respected company... Antenna on the rim of a phone makes no sense. I wish I would've thought about it before I bought the thing.

Would you rather have a phone with a antennae sticking out of it. It happens with any phone that uses the body as a antennae like my nexus one. Plus I can't get mine to replicate the problem or my wifes for that matter.

 

[Jai.Mac]

This is actually a great post! I keep coming across blog after blog article with people nit picking the weirdest things. People are such whiners nowadays. I think the media is always looking to bring something good down as evidenced by the never ending "iPhone killer" articles.

People need to get a grip and lighten up!

Thanks for the laugh, this was needed!

 

[falconeight]

Sometimes when I am working out I will lay my workout towel over the screen and it makes it really hard to type.

REALLY me too, thank god its not just me. When I leave mine at home its hard to make calls on it.

 

[NYR99]

If you push the button on top of the phone, 50% of the time the screen goes black. The other 50% of the time, the screen turns on. How did that slip past Apples QC tests?!!?!

 

[falconeight]

When I plug mine into the wall it charges the battery. WTF apple!

 

[lorenwade]

This thread is full of WIN.

 

[chakraj]

dont forget it blends also

 

[Dammit Cubs]

When you block the antennae you loose signal

When I cover the speaker I lose sound

When I cover the retina screen I can't see it

When I cover the mic people can't hear me

When I smash it into the ground it breaks

When I drop it in water it stops working

And the worst is when I throw it in fire......it burns!

Bunch of weirdos in this world.

If i poop on it because i don't have any toilet paper since ATT is sucking me dry of money and afterwards, my iphone still smells like poop.

I mean CMON APPLE

 

[falconeight]

If i poop on it because i don't have any toilet paper since ATT is sucking me dry of money and afterwards, my iphone still smells like poop.

I mean CMON APPLE

My att plan is 10 cheaper than my tmobile plan and they claim to be the cheapest.

 

[fru]

When you block the antennae you loose signal

When I cover the speaker I lose sound

When I cover the retina screen I can't see it

When I cover the mic people can't hear me

When I smash it into the ground it breaks

When I drop it in water it stops working

And the worst is when I throw it in fire......it burns!

Bunch of weirdos in this world.

Must be lonely being the only normal person in a world of weirdos.

 

[scaredpoet]

If you put it in a blender it blends!

Oh my god this is terrible! I'm going to write a letter to Apple using all bold fonts so that they have no choice but to take me seriously, and demand that they rectify this "blending" design flaw immediately!

 

[falconeight]

Must be lonely being the only normal person in a world of weirdos.

Im not alone I forgot to mention I figured all this out before I opened the box!

 

[vivithemage]

complainers always want to complain.

 

[falconeight]

complainers always want to complain.

I don't see how complaining about a phone that stopsnworking when you drop it in the bathtub is complaining?