More wrong than just the antennae

Discussion in 'iPhone' started by falconeight, Jun 25, 2010.

  1. falconeight Guest

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    When you block the antennae you loose signal

    When I cover the speaker I lose sound

    When I cover the retina screen I can't see it

    When I cover the mic people can't hear me

    When I smash it into the ground it breaks

    When I drop it in water it stops working

    And the worst is when I throw it in fire......it burns!

    Bunch of weirdos in this world.
     
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  3. Mjmar macrumors 65816

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    LOL... too bad the whole phone is the antenna... u can't hold the phone if u want it to work.
     
  4. cperchard macrumors 6502a

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    do u even have one?? if so ur talking absolute crap.....its a TINY part of it that makes the signal go down.
     
  5. army91c macrumors 6502a

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    I thought this post was funny as ship!

    Post on poster, you're funny.
     
  6. palmerc2 macrumors 65816

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    That's funny. I can't seem to lose a signal. It just works even if I block it for 5 mins with the palm of my hand.

    For those people that it's not working, maybe you just got a bad batch
     
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    Sometimes when I am working out I will lay my workout towel over the screen and it makes it really hard to type.
     
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  10. Mjmar macrumors 65816

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    I do have one, and I'm just telling you what happens to me. No matter where I hold the phone the signal becomes at least 2 bars lower than it would be if it were on a table. I love the new phone but this issue angers me strongly. Especially coming from such a respected company... Antenna on the rim of a phone makes no sense. I wish I would've thought about it before I bought the thing.
     
  11. falconeight thread starter Guest

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    Would you rather have a phone with a antennae sticking out of it. It happens with any phone that uses the body as a antennae like my nexus one. Plus I can't get mine to replicate the problem or my wifes for that matter.
     
  12. Jai.Mac macrumors member

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    This is actually a great post! I keep coming across blog after blog article with people nit picking the weirdest things. People are such whiners nowadays. I think the media is always looking to bring something good down as evidenced by the never ending "iPhone killer" articles.

    People need to get a grip and lighten up!

    Thanks for the laugh, this was needed!
     
  13. falconeight thread starter Guest

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    REALLY me too, thank god its not just me. When I leave mine at home its hard to make calls on it.
     
  14. NYR99 macrumors 6502a

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    If you push the button on top of the phone, 50% of the time the screen goes black. The other 50% of the time, the screen turns on. How did that slip past Apples QC tests?!!?!
     
  15. falconeight thread starter Guest

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    When I plug mine into the wall it charges the battery. WTF apple!
     
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    If i poop on it because i don't have any toilet paper since ATT is sucking me dry of money and afterwards, my iphone still smells like poop.

    I mean CMON APPLE
     
  19. falconeight thread starter Guest

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    My att plan is 10 cheaper than my tmobile plan and they claim to be the cheapest.
     
  20. fru macrumors member

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    Must be lonely being the only normal person in a world of weirdos.
     
  21. scaredpoet macrumors 604

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    Oh my god this is terrible! I'm going to write a letter to Apple using all bold fonts so that they have no choice but to take me seriously, and demand that they rectify this "blending" design flaw immediately!
     
  22. falconeight thread starter Guest

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    Im not alone I forgot to mention I figured all this out before I opened the box!
     
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  24. falconeight thread starter Guest

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    I don't see how complaining about a phone that stopsnworking when you drop it in the bathtub is complaining?:)
     

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