Ok, I'm sick of talking about what the next iPhone "needs to succeed." I wanna talk about stupid things that you want but probably nobody else does. For example: I want to be able to double-tap 'airplane mode' in my phone's preferences and have it change to 'subway mode' (changing both the name and the icon). I'm sure there are many people who rarely fly and yet use airplane mode twice a day every time they ride that underground train to and from work. These people would love this feature! I wouldn't want this to have its own setting switch, but give us this as an invisible option that most people will never see unless they asked someone about it. So how about you? What frivolous requests do you have?