At MWNY
"Hello, Mac fans! As you know, I'm Steve Jobs, and I've got a TON of exciting stuff to introduce today. New hardware, new software, new companies joining us in pushing the Mac to new levels. To start, I want to get the not-so-good news out of the way so we can focus on the good news: contrary to what you've likely read on Mac rumor sites far and wide, we've been less than fortunate regarding getting our G4 chips up to speed. So I'd like to announce our new models, starting at 933 MHz... the midrange is dual 1 GHz... and our new top-of-the-line machine at dual 1.15 GHz. Yes, I know it's a disappointment, and I'm sorry. There was also a small... mishap on our main production floor about a week ago, so we don't expect to be shipping in volume for another 2-3 weeks. Let's not linger on this any longer. Moving on, Jagwire WILL in fact be released TODAY!! As you know it's packed with new features, it's much faster, and for you developers in the crowd, you can now add a brushed aluminum interface to your apps with the click of a button! But wait there's more...."
Later...
"... so that just about wraps up what we have for you today. Oh wait... there's one more thing. I was just kidding about those PowerMacs. We are in fact ready to ship single 1.1 GHz, single 1.4 GHz, and dual 1.5 GHz machines TODAY, complete with DDR RAM and a totally revamped motherboard to match!..."
Oh Uncle Steve...