Is your birthday going to be ruined if it doesn't work out that way? Maybe it'd be better to have it delivered to a freind nearby, then have them buy one of those singing telegram people, so that they show up at like 10:30 on your birthday, and you wake up at 10:00, then...*knock knock*
*open door*
Happy!...Happy!...Happy......!
Happy birthday...to you! It's your birthday...Woo hoo! We're here to sing your birthday song, so here's a Macbook Pro for you! You, you...
Happy birthday!!! *song ends on C Major because they're unimaginative*
By the way, that song might sound like this.