I hear the laugher and criticism already. I'm having fun but am serious too. Just need to find feet a bit slimmer and smaller than 3/8 inch. But these aren't bad. UPDATE: see post 14 for the smaller size stick on bumpers I found. Better than full back screen protectors that smudge or look bad on metal iPhone 5. Protects back and phone edges on 4,4S and 5 from scratches. Especially so when laying on table. Protects edges or bevel. Easy on and removes without marks $2 for a dozen. Cheap. Home Depot or hardware store. Tried 3 in a triangle and the 4 below. Gives a bit of grip: phone less slippery in hand or on a table. In use, hand hides the feet. Gives grip. Allows good cooling airflow when phone is in the table. Cheap enough to remove as desired and put back on. My aluminum MacBook Pro has them,why not my iPhones. No material is meant to be sliding on surfaces without problems. Wish Apple made small metal feet bumps on back of the 5. Should put some on my iPad also.