I use to spend a lot of time debating creatures like this over on the Yahoo message boards. Actually more like making fun of them. I started calling them the Joy Police -- because it seemed to be their sworn duty to bust anyone who was having any unauthorized pleasure. The Joy Police really started cracking heads when the iPod took off.
The other night I got an IM from "kufan2003isgay" calling me stuff, I can't mention in the forum, but I thought it was really random... Could it be the same guy? He gave me 2 IM's and signed offline.
I talked to him again... it was more of the same so no reason to post. Basically, I left the conversation knowing that I'm in 3rd grade, and everybody on MacRumors is a teenager (which doesn't make sense, because I'm in 3rd grade), and everybody here uses computers their parents bought them.