Today my English Labrador Ms. Captain Morgan passed her Canine Good Citizenship test. She performed all the tasks "off leash" and with precision. And as of 2:00 pm she was certified by the AKC as a Good Citizen. I on the other hand have an expunged conviction for DUI from 3 years ago & an criminal record for not having Captain Morgan's correct county tag. Which is a Class IV Misdemeanor in Fairfax County with a $200 fine. Clearly, she is a better citizen than I.