It was an interesting read. An opinion. A different one of many.
Yep.
I read it too, and like many others I can see your points but don't agree with them.
The one thing I agree with is that a cheap timex is easier to read the time on. I wish I didn't have to move my wrist to see the time, but occasionally I do.
Charging: not an issue for me. I don't put my watch down just any-old-where. I have had a hard time with misplacing things and I learned to make a home for every thing, then the thing always goes in it's home. My apple watch's home (a spigen stand) happens to have a charger attached to it. NO BIG DEAL to put it down on the charger when I take it off. The additional cord is an additional cord, but not a concern as I don't travel much.
I wore a mechanical watch before the apple watch, and for over 25 years (since I dropped a watch I liked on the tile floor destroying it) I've been very careful with any watch I care about. I'm not more careful with the apple watch than I was with any other watch.
The convenience of notifications on my wrist is one of the things which I like best about it. It reduces the need to take my phone out of my pocket A LOT.
It also tracks my steps, which is a big thing for me. It wouldn't be apple watch vs quartz watch for me, it would be apple watch vs. quartz watch + fitness band, which would have to go on the other wrist.
For me, the positives of the apple watch FAAARRR outweigh any negatives. Barring extended power outage, or going back to a time without electricity or something, I won't be going back to a "dumb" watch.